i'm a leprechaun!!!!!

seriously. either that or a four leaf clover. whichever it is, there is green involved. lots of it. so start envying, homeslice!

:)

let's look at this in the form of a list. lists are good. Ross Perot Sr. likes stuff like that, and he has more money than jesus. so i think i will follow in his steps like this:

1. got engaged.
2. next day he lands interview in dallas.
3. next month he moves to dallas with my best friend and secret boyfriend (opps)
4. i lose 20lbs.
5. i get my guitar rebuilt for free because taylor is awesome enough to carry the warranties over to the second buyer.
6. the venue for the wedding is CHEAP.
7. and available.
8. TAHITI! 6 NIGHTS. HI.
9. cousin moves in and pays rent so i can afford gas to get to work!
10. uh oh...bored with job. lets look for another on the clock while i am pretending to be productive!
11. bing bang bong interview.
12. another interview
13. another another interview.
14. lots of offers.
15. lots of even BETTER offers when i start turning them down.
16. Senior partner? 12k raise before i even start?
17. wait...what's this? commision on top? hmmmm.....what else can i get?
18. "what will it take to get you to work for us?"
19. run in a circle and scream "HALLELUHHHHH-JAMAICA!!!"?
20. ...well...i tried. how about a 20k raise?

done. and done.

rub my belly. see what happens!