i have noticed a trend.
to be a girl - to have these...emotions....
is to be
completely.
and.
totally.
nuerotic.
estrogen should NOT be served in pill form.
because seriously. this stuff is BAD on humans. or mans. or whatever.
i was watching LOST yesternight, and the doctor, Jack, was pissed because some chick that he loves is a convinct and she is in love with this conman who was dying because some unknown, unseen person shot him while he was floating on a raft in the middle of the south pacific and so she kissed him, but then ran away from him to go find some horse and so in his despair he went back to the beach where he saw the girl from the airport bar that used to be a cop, but was fired by her mother when she shot the guy who shot her while she was on duty and killed her baby and nobody likes her on the island anyway because she shot the commmunications officer from the republican guard who was dating the tori spelling-esque rich girl whose step mom wouldn't give her any of her dead father's money so she slept around for cash and then fell in love with him, but then she thought she saw the boy that was on the raft with the conman in the middle of the jungle and he was covered in slime...or water...or slobber...or some..thing...and so she went chasing after him with his dog and the iraqi trailing behind trying to save her from hurting herself like her brother was hurt when he got into his second plane crash for the month while trying to talk on the radio, but really he was only talking to the chick that was in the bar with jack in the first place, and she thought he was a bad guy so she turned the radio off and threw some other guy into a big hole and....well...she shot the now poor rich girl who was in love with the arab guy and that is when they took jack to her and jack was like "holy crap it's you" and everyone hated her but him, and i think he is going to fall in love with her now because the convict is in love with the conman and since he is a main character, it is only OBVIOUS that he has to be in love with someone, and the chinese lady is married, the shrink loves the crazy fat dewd, the black woman is married to the old white guy, and all that is left really is the ex-cop crazy ho murderer.
so the obvious thing for him to ask is..."are all women this crazy"
jerk.
yes.
and we have all seen that email that circulated on the internet a few years ago that said:
girls = time and money
time = money
money = the root of all evil
money = the square root of evil.
so if time = money. then money = money
so girls = the square root of evil x's 2
so girls = evil.
haha. laugh it up.
yes. i am crazy.
and...i don't feel well today.
